I decided to make a picture frame for someone special this Christmas. I have heard that woodworking is an exercise of precision. I was up for a precision tasks, as I consider myself pretty experienced with tools, and I have been doing more CAD on the side at work. Surely this would be a quick and easy job!

What a famous set of last words.

First, I needed to obtain a flat work surface while spending minimal effort and money. Ignoring sale flyers for new workbenches and home videos for quick and easy torsion boxes (they are never quick nor easy). I gutted a guillotine-style paper cutter from Surplus to expose a hefty maple board with a convenient 1cm grid. It wasn’t as flat as I was expecting, but it got the job done.

Next, I needed to come up a way to reliably clamp long pieces of wood to this surface while running a router. Dog clamps seemed like a viable choice. I roughed out holes with a spade bit, then cleaned up the edges and filleted the corners with my router (this also served as a good training period for me to get comfortable handling the router).

I used 1" square stock from the hardware store, as it was relatively inexpensive for hardwood and already S4S milled. I simply had to cut my stock to length, then route a rabbet through the inside edge of the frame to hold the clear acrylic, photo, and backing. If this is your first time making a picture frame, I suggest buying twice the amount of wood you need.

I decided to mate the pieces together using half-lap joints. This is commonly done using a table saw and a dado blade. It was deceivingly hard to accomplish this with nothing more than my router’s edge guide. The ends of the joints did not sit flush, but I was able to clean up the edges after gluing.

Given that this was a 24x48 frame, I had to mount the entire frame diagonally over my work surface for the dog clamps to reach all four sides.

I should mention, my previous failed attempts came in handy when it was time to keep the picture frame from warping while letting the glue dry.
You know how they say "grinder and paint make me the welder I ain't?" Well, sandpaper and a straight bit keep me from losing my wit.

After some final sanding, a quick application of paste wax, and hammering in of hardware, the frame was finished. The gift was well received!